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Example of snoitalsnart
Complaint from irate Italian:

Sperry univac

PO box 500
 
Blue Bell, Penn, 19422

USA


Subj: Your new polisi for custumore settuppi (CSU).


Instructione telle me hook terminal to modema with cable. Why for gods sake doan send me no cable?? I loose to me my custumor. Sure thing you doan treat me rite, i write 10 days and my custumor he holler like hell for the terminal.

She got no cable so what the hells i goan to do with it?
 
 If you doan send me the cable pretty dam quick i goan a order some terminal from IBM.
 
Goodbye
 
Yours truly

(name) M. Brambilla


P.S Sins i rite i find the goddam cable in the box. Excuse to me.





 



Translation found on expensive IOC-license product:


"L'important dans la vie ce n'est point le triomphe, mais le combat; I'essentiel ce n'est pas d'avoir vaincu mais de s'être bien battu."

Baron De Coubertin


"The important thing in life is not the victory but the battle; the essential is not to have conquered, but to have been beaten well."
 
Baron De Coubertin